gbh

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why don't the libraries stay open later than 10 this summer
i have been in suzallo the past four and a half hours..but now need a break...then more studying woohoo.
and i still have to write my english paper, oh joy.

lime coke time
gbh

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the b-day has gotten better...woohoo.
maybe i can stay up until 6 and do homework and then register..no that's crazy talk
i saw a sign that said yard sale, free pickles!! and then it had pictures of happy faces
it made my day
gbh

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i have vowed to put more effort into school this week. it's the middle of the quarter and it's getting boring...and it's been so sunny. i just want to lay down in the grass and nap all the time.
youch i hope u move in with us for the summer that would be cool. u should call mindy soon if u decided to, or whatever. let me know.
i havent re-set up internet at my house yet, right now i am in the oh so pleseant odegard. and yes i am surronded my asain boys playing games, it's not an untrue stereotype about the place.
i'm jealous that justin is out of school so soon. i only have about a month...but i am taking summer classes as well, i think i am retarded.
gbh

My Dad sent this to me....

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976
for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a
fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.

My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is
not available.


MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions
about my drug use.

By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was
able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C
average.

I was a cheerleader.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in
Midland, Texas, in 1975.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any
oil in Texas.

The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold
all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing
friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
elected governor of Texas.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power
and oil companies, making Texas the most
polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history


With the help of my brother, the governor of
Florida, and my father's appointments to the
Supreme Court, I became President after losing
by over 500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to
enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a
continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop
in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend
continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided
over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and
Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has
been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in
U.S. history and refused to intervene when
corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more
convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S.
history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have
the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences
of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after
the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made
the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure
of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15
million people), shattering the record for protest against any
person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and
their families in war time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about
our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our
British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a
majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development
of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far
failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings
that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN
2004.
gbh

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gbh

what happened to the slacker that was once tegan?

i started packing...i got my clothes done. and then i don't really have much else left to do
i made bread today..it was really good. so i ate it for lunch and dinner.
my parents have been gone and i have been to lazy to cook so i have been living off of cereal the last few days...this is a healthy diet i assure you.
i had to have some down time after working for two days..i rented The Virgin Suicides ( a bit slow) and Snatch. my sister was right about the funniest line

It's fer me mum.
(hahahahahahahaha)
gbh

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Watched the VMA's tonight at Sameer's with Bk and Dennis. I don't miss MTV. It was kinds dumb, and I hadn't seen any of the videos or heard a lot of the songs. I am so out of the loop.
I forot little stink was on saturday. I am looking forward to it I think. I hope it's not too hot. I don't want to get my nose sunburned again. That sucked.
Not much else going on really.
I finally got Angie's cd so I listened to the aqua song really loud on the way home and sang along. My Dad might trade my car in tmw, so that might have been the last time. Oh well, it don't matter soon enough I will be gone and enjoying public transportation in Seattle, and walking a lot.
p.s. I wore brown pants today!!!
gbh

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I think I'm starting to lose it.
Reading Harry Potter all day. no shower. or real meals. need contact with human beings. but will soon be stuck on river with my dad and some other middle aged guy for rest of week. at least will get some more tan.